Yogfish

This bottom dweller is known to be lured in by Jagermesiter or JD, and can withstand immense pressures. Its mating call carries far over the sea and has been likened to a Pantera record playing backwards. It primarily subsists on deep sea kebabs, but will also prey on lesser spotted pizza and occasionally even the obnoxious chicken-winged squid. Whilst it prefers dark corners, it will venture into the light during warmer currents.

Based on a photo of my mate DJ YOGHURT.